Crown of the Competition

In case I haven’t mentioned it yet, volume three in The Crown of the Blood is now available. The Crown of the Usurper wraps up the exploits of Ullsaard and his friends/ enemies, but if you haven’t started the series yet here’s a great chance to get in on the (giant cat-riding, dinosaur-punching, back-stabbing) action.

It’s competition time and on offer is a set of the complete trilogy. That’s three books, more than 400,000 words for you to enjoy.

What do you have to do?

Simply reply in the comments section with your suggestion for a (purely hypothetical) fourth book in the series – “Crown of the…?” The one that makes me laugh the most gets the prize. Easy-peasy.

Addition: I should have a closing date, shouldn’t I? Entries to be judged on 17th August.

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Published in: on August 8, 2012 at 11:24 am  Comments (38)  

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  1. Crown of the highly intellectual yet violent guinea pig

  2. Crown of the Dead or Crown of the Tyrant

    • Oh whoops. That’ll teach me to not read the proper guidelines!

      Crown of the Zombie Tyrant or Crown of the Politically Obtuse

  3. Crown of the Fargo

  4. I should also point out that I can sign these, of course.

  5. Crown of the Knight or Crown of Triumph

  6. Send in the Crowns
    The Crown Menace (it’s a prequel)
    50 Crowns of Grey (new bestsellers – ride this bandwagon Gav!)
    Harry Potter and the Crown of Blood (again – tried and true formula)

  7. Crown of the Super Crown

  8. Crown of the Hamster

  9. Crown of the Internet

  10. Crown of the Doormouse.

  11. Crown of the Magnum Caput

  12. ‘Crown of the Fellow with the Abnormally Shaped Head, You Know the One, That Guy with the Yellow Suspenders always Traipsing about the Old Abbey, Swinging a Parasol and Chanting Queen’s ‘Somebody To Love’ backwards in Latin. That Guy.’

  13. Crown of the 4th book

  14. Crown of the Royal

    Crown of the Jackal

    Crown of the man who once was king but is now dead and nobody liked him very much anyway.

  15. Crown of the slightly tanned piglet……

  16. Crown of the Vaguely Menacing Yet Suitably Epic Sounding Noun?

  17. Crown of the brown

    Crown of headlessness

    crwn f consonants

  18. Crown of the Royal Rhubarb Rider

  19. Crown of the 50 Shades of Gray

  20. Crown of the Heroic Sounding Word.

  21. Crown of the Generic Title

  22. Crown of the Olympic Hero: Usain Bolt. Who indecently would be slower if his name was Jimmy Plod.

  23. Crown of the Trouser Python.

  24. The Crown of the Fat King

  25. Crown of the cautionary clown

  26. Crown of the Toilet Slug

  27. Crown of the Turning That Frown Upside Down!

  28. Crown of the Twilight Vampire

  29. Crown of the Gay Unicorn

  30. Crown of the Maimed Juggler

  31. Crown of the Blind Sniper

  32. Crown of the Mechanical Hamster

  33. Crown of the He who shall not be named.

    Crown of the Man Whose Fries aren’t as good as those from the Magical Arches.

    Crown of the Soldier who took an arrow to the knee.

    my girlfriend says…. (I’m ashamed to type this….) Crown of the Bloody Tampon

  34. Crown of the Orthodontist

    The Broken Crown of Jack Waterman

    The Crown of the Phlegm (Not Nearly as Coveted as the Other Crowns in this Quadrilogy)

    BTW, I’m reading the Path of the Outcast e-book. Very nice so far, and I expect to see a blog entry about it, and the Path trilogy as a whole. I think you have some explaining to do re: the Solitaire…

  35. Crown of the Tummy Bug

  36. Crown of the Ultimate Badass

    Crown of the Mechanical Hamster King

  37. The Crown of the Writer Formerly Known as Mechanical Hamster

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